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Frequently Asked Questions
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Answers and Comments to our most FAQ
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IS YOUR SITE FOR REAL?
This site is so 'for-real' that it went past 'for-real' and became 'not-for-real', and then
past that to 'for-real' again.
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WHO ARE YOU GUYS AND WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?
We're two people who are fed up with the joke that the Internet has become. So we figured, if we
can't beat em...join em! Or at least compete with them.
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DO YOU REALLY EXPECT US TO GIVE YOU MONEY JUST TO WASTE?
Think about this: if you give money to Karyn, you're still wasting your money. It's
just that she already spent your money by running up 20 grand in credit card debt, whereas we have
yet to spend it. And at least we're honest! Plus you'll get to see cool pictures of how we wasted
your money!
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WILL YOU POSE NUDE OR GO ON A DATE WITH ME FOR MONEY?
We would do that for free.
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WHY DON'T YOU CONSOLIDATE YOUR DEBT AND BUY A BOOK ON FINANCE?
Because we're not in debt, jackass. Remember, we're well-to-do computer engineers with too much
free time. You're thinking of Karyn again, numb nuts. Quit getting distracted and focus on the
here and now!
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WHY DON'T YOU WASTE YOUR OWN MONEY?
That's a good idea! Then we could start a website asking people to help pay off our debt in
a couple years!
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WHY DON'T YOU JUST START A FIGHT CLUB OR SOMETHING AND LEAVE ME ALONE?
That would never work. Bob would get his ass kicked in like 3 seconds.
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ARE ALL MY BASE BELONG TO YOU?
Yes.
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WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT BETWEEN C3P0 AND WESLEY CRUSHER FROM STAR TREK?
C3P0.
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DO YOU REALIZE THAT YOU ARE SICK PEOPLE?
Sarcastic? Yes. Cynical? Maybe. Ironic? Of course. But sick? OK, we'll accept that one too.
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